Advice to the Donald on How to Keep Track of Seized Kids

By Dr David Laing Dawson

Dear Donald,

It has come to my attention that you are having trouble reuniting the 2000 to 3000 apprehended children with their parents. It seems you may have to resort to DNA testing to determine who belongs with whom. (By the way, if you are worried that some might have been brought to the USA by sex traffickers you could simply ask them.)

Meanwhile, should you institute another roundup of children in the future might I recommend that you use a highly successful method of keeping track of them once used in an earlier roundup:

Simply tattoo a unique number on the arm of each child. Enter this number in a ledger along with the name and age of the child and the name of his or her parent. The forearm is a logical body part for such tattoos because it could accommodate a long number without resorting to an alphanumeric system. I will include a photo as a visual aid.

Please do not hesitate to call for further advice.

Sincerely,

numbers

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One thought on “Advice to the Donald on How to Keep Track of Seized Kids

  1. That is a truly frightening analogy. Only 2 years, 3 months, 24 days left in the Trump Presidency. But, given his legislative successes, foreign policy or trade actions, as well as federal, appellate, and Supreme Court appointments, the cancer of “Make America Great Again” will not be repaired within my lifetime. Or this could be the rebirth of the Confederate States of America.

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